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a shitty movie

Posted by Hurbatius - 14 hours ago


just finished the minecraft movie since it was leaked. I gotta say that this movie was just plain bad and im not talking about the unfinished CGI, I'm talking about the dogshit acting from almost every actor except Jason Momoa and jack black. the fact that's its a literal isekai instead of just being the one minecraft universe. the plot being cliché and childish but in the way that only children might enjoy because the humour most of the times was just le funny references and minecraft mechanics. There were also a fuck ton of plot holes just to bind its already weak story together. Overall ,even when this movie officially releases i still dont recommend since the only consistently good stuff were the practical effects and sounds design. 3/10 from me.


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hmm yes i agree

nuh uh

Yeah, there's not really much to look forward to at the theaters these days. Probably for the best since at least the United States, if not the entire world, is headed towards a self-inflicted Great Depression.

That action figure reminds me of the infamous 1993 Super Mario Bros Movie action figures they tried to peddle (not to be confused with the much-better 2023 Super Mario Bros Movie).

well i live in Bulgaria (south eastern Europe) and cinema theatres are still popular for both mainstream movies and non mainstream, but i don't think anyone will care abt the minecraft movie in my country XD. people here aren't such consumer soy boys like in the US.

If it was animated, I would be so much better, I knew it was going to be trash since the teaser trailer.